Shittin' a Biscuit

When a shitty cocaine dealer deals you flower instead of good white girl.

Damn! Shoes came over last night and I bought some white girl. I woke up "Shittin' a Biscuit."

by toga toga March 19, 2008

Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014

Trip for biscuits

A waste of time; a futile undertaking.

Dude 1: “How do you feel about 69’ing?”
Dude 2: “It’s ok, but kind of a trip for biscuits.”

by NSesh July 13, 2020

trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008

Fish Biscuit

A poosty, stanky pussy.

I tried to eat her fish biscuit but the horrible stench made me gag!

by Big Pollo June 17, 2023

coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.

That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.

by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017

Raw Biscuit

When a man inserts his penis straight into an unsuspecting victim's ass, no lube required. This may cause pain and discomfort to the end receiver, however this is very common.

Person 1: Where is Tom??
Person 2: Preforming Raw Biscuit on his younger sister...

by HMND1 October 30, 2020