Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020

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DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal)

Two penis' in the vagina and two penis' in the asshole at the same time (4 guys total)!

Samantha is getting DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal) right now by four guys.

by BRbitches August 23, 2011

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Veg out with your vag out

The female version of 'rock out with your cock out'. However, refers to relaxing at home with nothing on the lower part of your body, usually watching television/films or playing video games and eating junk.

Girl 1: 'What shall we do today?'
Girl 2: 'Let veg out with your vag out!'
Girl 1: 'Cool, i'll go rent some DVD's and you get the Doritos!'

by nursenetty January 11, 2010

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spaz out with my vag out

the female equivilant to "rock out with your cock out".

The act of being a whorish, sexual deviant.

Girl #1 to Girl #2: How come you aren't bringing a date to the wedding?

Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!

by therealfunbobby July 16, 2009

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Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

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Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

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