Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

by Queen Breezy September 28, 2020

DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal)

Two penis' in the vagina and two penis' in the asshole at the same time (4 guys total)!

Samantha is getting DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal) right now by four guys.

by BRbitches August 20, 2011

Veg out with your vag out

The female version of 'rock out with your cock out'. However, refers to relaxing at home with nothing on the lower part of your body, usually watching television/films or playing video games and eating junk.

Girl 1: 'What shall we do today?'
Girl 2: 'Let veg out with your vag out!'
Girl 1: 'Cool, i'll go rent some DVD's and you get the Doritos!'

by nursenetty January 12, 2010

spaz out with my vag out

the female equivilant to "rock out with your cock out".

The act of being a whorish, sexual deviant.

Girl #1 to Girl #2: How come you aren't bringing a date to the wedding?

Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!

by therealfunbobby July 15, 2009

Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.

G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022