cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

Rule 524

If it exists, someone built it in Minecraft.

Friend 1: Hey, I want to build (unique thing).
Friend 2: Rule 524 means its already done.

by pRomethiu5 June 24, 2019

Rule 34e

States that if porn is made of an existing entertainment franchise, show, or series, it is considered official to the mentioned series, because someone who is associated with the creation said franchise, show, or series made porn art of it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you know about rule 34 of Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

Guy 2: Yeah why? Its not like it actually happened.

Guy 1: No it happened, because on of the creators actually made porn of it. So it did technically happen, it just revealed in the show.

Guy 2: WTF!?

Guy 1: Rule 34e dude.

by SirDaveDinkles August 18, 2013

Bryson Rule

During the game of Beer Pong, one must finish their drink that an opponent has thrown their ball into before throwing their own ball.

Hey! Bryson Rule! Finish your drink first before you go.

by BDubs77 June 11, 2015

Mediocrity rules

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

Rule 34N

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.

I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.

by meigwokyan September 12, 2013