snap puss

Noun. A flirty snap chat you send to attract a side piece while you're in a relationship with someone else.

I'm sick of my boyfriend. I'm going to send DJ Brian a snap puss to lead him on.

by GinCats123 May 13, 2017

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017

puss kiss

The act of a gay male mistakenly kissing a straight male due to the aforementioned straight male being a giant drunken pretty pussy, therefore mistaken for a subservient gay male.

Rosco of Telledega had a great big puss kiss in the lodge washroom on an unfortunate and confusing drunken weekend adventure.

by Woo pub September 23, 2017

puss munch

a potatoe

i got a puss munch out of the ground

by Puss munch October 2, 2017

puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.

i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker

by "iron" man May 16, 2017

puss ship

A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop

Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship

by Bishnuu May 19, 2017

Coke puss

When you do too much cocaine and your pussy dries up.

I tried to have sex with Jake but I had a bad case of Coke puss.

by Dict6son June 5, 2017