Owen: the quadratic formula is negative B
Literally everyone: shut the fuck up Owen you little nerd.
Literally everyone: shut the fuck up Owen you little nerd.
by Hariavolo April 28, 2022

by rexthebigthief March 13, 2019

Stay away from any Owen that you meet. Owens are libtards that are bound to die alone. They are known to all have a critical condition where they defecate 24/7. They wear loose boxers so the constant crap is bound to leak on your shoes.
by DummyInc November 22, 2021

They are perfect for each other
by Nextmatthew55 December 30, 2022

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.
Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.
Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.
Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023
