Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.

Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life

by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021

gabe goral

Steals vbucks annoying and fucks up day

Gabe goral

by Thick ge January 8, 2019

Gabe

Has a massive hog and isn’t afraid of anything, gets loads of fanny, eats minge all day everyday

Gabe is a pussy eater

by Gahahsurudh November 23, 2021

Gabe

A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.

Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"

by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022

gabe/tony

is a fag

“gabe/tony likes dick he’s such a fag”

by ghostface549 March 20, 2023

Gabe

Gabe is just a goat! He’s a handsome person and he’s very funny he can make anyone’s day. He’s the guy you can talk to about anything or if you need a laugh. He’s the most chill most laid back person in the world.

“That nigga Gabe really cool as fuck, he be chillin”

by Blazin-drip February 12, 2019

Gabe

The lamest person ever. He is really annoying and needs help with his drug addiction becuz he is constantly high. also he probably part of the illuminati. He will most likely still be living in his parents basement playing video games when he is thirty. He is the absolute worst person ever, he absolutely SUCKS! He needs a life... never EVER become friends with a gabe. He will ruin ur life.

Guy one: ugh, my life sucks!
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?

by jammer283442 October 24, 2018