Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

master beef

Thicc Chief

Master Beef is huge

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021

Beef Step

The act of passing gas while simultaneously walking or taking a step forward. The gas is synchronized with each individual step. Usually strung together in a series of steps, Also known as "beef steppin."

After the club, I ate four tacos from a street vendor, and beef stepped all the way back to my car.

by MareANDCubanB August 23, 2009

Droppin’ Beef

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.

The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Beef Stain

A Beef Stain is when you fart so hard and hot that your balls begin to sweat.

I got a beef stain after waiting for the bus for 30 minutes in the sun.

by BlkIrishMan August 10, 2015

beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.

"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"

by Mule July 24, 2008

Here's the beef!

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.

When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters "Here's the beef!".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008