Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.

That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.

by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 15, 2019

Biscuit Club

A group of friends that are awkward, amazing and original . Free thinking people who live for each others friendship.

Those guys are so weird.
-Yeah that's just the biscuit club.

by HonBiscuit September 01, 2014