Bas Tard

Someone so screwed up and retarded his father wouldn't marry his mother.

I hate that bas tard.

by Dougyfresh March 04, 2009

F - Tard

You are really just calling them a Fucking Retard but with abbreviations, thus making it less "offensive"

" I can't believe he did that, what an F - Tard!"

by Trista Jolie September 12, 2007

Smack Tard

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)

~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!

~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)

by HippySlayer October 22, 2004

E-tarded

The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.

I rolled hellla hard last night I feel pre e-tarded today...

by Mixmasterbrad July 16, 2009

tard fart

adj.

someone who is incredibly stupid

dude, that girl is such a tard fart!!

by Chayte Hagen November 08, 2005

Gay-tard

a gay tard is a combanation of being gay and slightly retarded. when you are a gaytard you most likley love men and the cock and at the same time have mental and/or physical dissabilitys.

-wow, that guys a fucking gaytard.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time
-jason betts loves the gaytard cock.

by krisjan morrow (i am hot.) June 23, 2004

Hairy tard

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.

"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"

by vintage tard November 02, 2004