Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.
Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.
However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.
Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.
However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.
Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!
I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.
I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.
by x2daztimes3 September 4, 2009

You are really just calling them a Fucking Retard but with abbreviations, thus making it less "offensive"
by Trista Jolie September 26, 2007

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)
~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!
~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)
~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)
by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.
by Mixmasterbrad July 18, 2009

by Chayte Hagen November 8, 2005

a gay tard is a combanation of being gay and slightly retarded. when you are a gaytard you most likley love men and the cock and at the same time have mental and/or physical dissabilitys.
-wow, that guys a fucking gaytard.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time
-jason betts loves the gaytard cock.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time
-jason betts loves the gaytard cock.
by krisjan morrow (i am hot.) June 22, 2004

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
by vintage tard November 2, 2004
