Twilights

Highlights in the pubic hair. Highlights are on top, twilights are on bottom.

Steve: Dude my girlfriend got blonde twilights yesterday, she showed me last night.

Dave: Dude wtf

by Twiztid June 2, 2021

Twilight

National kiss your cousin day

Hey, guess what it’s national twilight day so come here!

by Sophia May October 18, 2019

Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.

John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*

by sylvita999 December 7, 2011

Twilighting

When you suck the period blood out of a women's vagina, like a vampire.

I was twilighting my girl for a week last month.

by Eats melees November 2, 2019

Twilight

A cinematic masterpiece with such terrible acting not even the actors dare speak about it. The first 3 movies were iconic and nobody knows what the heck happened in the 4th and 5th movie that ruined it. The quotes from it are lowkey the most iconic things from the 2000’s and 2010’s, these contain the quotes, “Bella, where the hell have you been, Loca” “It’s the fluorescents” “This is the skin of a killer, Bella”

“Twilight is actually so terrible it’s so good!” -50% of Twilight Fans
“Twilight is so good cause I want a vampire like Edward to come suck me dry!” -The crazier 50% of Twilight fans.

by Melsbunneyxtwilight August 2, 2023

Twilight Princess

Nick loves playing twilight Princess.
He would love to have a 3 way with zelda and Barbara Streisand.

He would love to "town plan" a bukakke party with many men.

Hey you don't be silly put a Condom on that willy. You twilight Princess

by Toilet Trained. November 11, 2019