Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019

surfing a tsunami

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.

“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”

by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025

transfer surfing

superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.

This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing

by Urban Misanthrope June 6, 2011

Surf Spray

Australian term for getting cum in the face

Oi mate he surf sprayed in my face!

by cooler flateary June 15, 2023

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

vombat surf

It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.

Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...

by BigbyD April 28, 2023

Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016