Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party

Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “

by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019

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Smoke 'n Stroke

smoking up before and/or while playin a round of golf.

akc you extremely ridiculously amazingly sexy bitch, lets pull a smoke 'n stroke at the country club today

by CG '06 February 25, 2006

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the Strokes

Five kids from NYC who have nothing to say.

"Look at the Strokes, their haircuts are so cute".

"Let's form a band like the Strokes. We can wear timeless vintage threads, sing like Iggy Pop, and date supermodels".

by Glumdalclitch May 8, 2006

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strokehard

someone who strokes it up frequently and refers to himself as "strokehard by name, strokehard by reputation" he digs it

"strokehard by name, strokehard by reputation"

by adrian January 8, 2004

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strokebag

a shady mother fucker who is just looking to get laid

molly, I met your boyfriend myles at boy state and he is a total strokebag

by Hastings November 15, 2007

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A stroke is someone that is coming into a store not to buy but just look. They ask a ton of questions and waste your time until you find out that they are not actually interested in giving you there business at all. This is very popular at car dealerships.

"Hey did that guy buy a car"

"No he was just a friggin stroke"

by JerFull December 31, 2009

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