relationship status 

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.

Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.

relationship status by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013

Bomb-status 

something really coolor someone really hott

-Dude that movie was bomb-status!!!
-That bitch is bomb-status

Bomb-status by carolina_D November 12, 2007

Pelican Status 

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

Pelican Status by medusa002 November 24, 2009

Boner status 

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

Boner status by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

Textbook Status by Textbook Status October 16, 2010

carrot status 

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

carrot status by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

hoskey status 

Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.

You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.

hoskey status by Blunttrauma1090 January 14, 2011