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Satan's Children

A discord server filled with simps and idiots
by Jarnsida May 10, 2020
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satanspawn

Satanspawn - where a person keeps complimenting you and they won't let you compliment them back.
Catty Hey you look cute today!
Gabby Thanks! You too.
Catty No I don't, what do you mean?
Gabby You can be such a satanspawn at times.
by officialik June 17, 2020
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Satan

Our lord satan, the real man
And every night, I throw one down to our lord satan, the real man.
by Linda Montoe November 15, 2020
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wagging satan's tail

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.
by Mister Goode November 14, 2011
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Eating Satan's Burger

Dressing up as a fat Elvis impersonator, sunglasses included, and doing a hooker from behind, while eating a burger. The situation is characterized by Elvis' total lack of disregard.

The term originates from the urban legend of 1970s pornographic film depicting this scenario, in which the burger was prepared by the fry-cook at the diner two blocks over, who is none other than Beelzebub himself, in a new plot to feed his evil to the world.
"I was totally eating Satan's burger this weekend!"
by logikbomb March 15, 2014
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Orange satan

A common colloquialism used to describe #45, due to his orange skin tone and lack of humanity .
Did you see what Trump did to kids, he had them put in cages! And his people lost almost 1,500 kids! Orange satan!
by Not Fake News May 4, 2019
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the Satanic Panic

A moral Panic that was instigated heavily by Christian/Catholic Televangelists that Persecuted and falsely accused Satanists of crimes they didn't commit and fear mongered against Satanism and Satanists, especially Theistic Satanists!

Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.

Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!

Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!

But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!

But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?

Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.

Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!

Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Person 1: "why are so many Satanists that have seen on TV portrayed as violent? I met a Satanist once, and that person was a peiceful person and they did non of the stuff that's portrayed on television."

Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"

Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"

Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."

Person 1:"That Sucks!"
by Starfire16 February 5, 2022
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