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squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021
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Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.
by Maackdawg May 20, 2023
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Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex
My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.
by SacPhil September 30, 2025
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E-Squirt

Slang for someone's name, a nickname of sorts. Can be altered to fit the first letter of a persons name, such as K-Squirt or A-Squirt.
Yo what's up E-Squirt !!
by starchild13 November 19, 2025
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What you tell a complaining Karen acting like a chihuahua peeing angrily in front of you.
"You got what you paid for, go squirt someone else's carpet!" as said by the comedian Fromunda.
by Left Wing Fascist January 7, 2026
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squirt

"OMG JOHNNY I JUST SQUIRTED"
"WHY DID YOU SQUIRT"
"SZA JUST PERFORMED THE WEEKEND"
by slavemaster123 February 27, 2023
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Squirt boss

by Monkeysucker March 9, 2023
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