When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
by toomuchfist May 5, 2018
Get the bearded squidmug. A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.
Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
by goneinaday August 9, 2012
Get the Squidmug. by Billie Goudmonsdottir Haus 123 July 8, 2025
Get the 044 squid gamemug. 
by shush lol September 26, 2021
Get the squid gamemug. by sailorlily May 24, 2021
Get the Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!mug.