Squeezer

The last bit of feces that clings to the tip of your anus, you try to force it out to no avail

Damn feces!!!!

by *********** March 29, 2003

squeezing the tomato

squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.

yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?

by Mercedes Bends June 15, 2007

Squeeze the Cheese

Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.

"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."

by SpiderLegs October 7, 2018

squeezil

The dirt that inevitably ends up on the bottom of your shoes.

Man, Ted has a lot of squeezil today!

by Shea Levy May 4, 2006

Squeeze the Breeze

Rolling up the wind of a moving car to reduce the wind in the back seat.

Hey man I'm freezing, squeeze the breeze!

by Drew Harmon January 23, 2009

Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

Squeezer

One who claims their parents possesions as their own

I have an S2000!

by Anonymous February 14, 2003