guy1:Hey, did you become a fan of Spanish Refrigerator on Facebook?
guy2: FUCK NO, they sound more annoying then jet turbines!
guy2: FUCK NO, they sound more annoying then jet turbines!
by sspey3 October 8, 2011
Get the Spanish Refrigerator mug.Well, I'm stuck out of town for Thanksgiving.. Time to fire up the computer and celebrate Spanksgiving!
by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011
Get the Spanksgiving mug.A war that was fought between all major European powers from 1701–1714. At the time, the Hapsburg Dynasty. Because the Hapsburgs wanted to keep power, the frequently in-bred with each other in addition to marrying members of other monarchies, such as France. Well, all this in-breeding resulted in Charles II, a king who was mentally retarded and couldn't have children. Since he didn't have a kid and the families had all inter-married, a bunch of people from other kingdoms started claiming the throne. A war broke with France and Spain fighting The Holy Roman Empire, Britain, Prussia, and a bunch of other countries. In the end, Louis XIV's grandson became King of Spain under the condition that he no longer had a claim to the French throne.
"What do you get when you mix a Spanish retard with a bunch of whiny French people?"
The War of Spanish Succession
The War of Spanish Succession
by Adamantium69 June 21, 2008
Get the War of Spanish Succession mug.Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin
my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles
by Adam Polacko October 1, 2006
Get the Spanish Hammock mug.1) An alliterative expression describing a physically stimulating hand gesture used, typically, by parents or guardians to punish children by striking usually the buttocks with an open palm. (Now outlawed in several jurisdictions.)
2) What painfaced, upright husbands of painfaced, uptight wives dream of doing to sassy, gum-chewing, headphone-wearing young girls (or boys) whose behavior or appearance stirs feelings of envy at having been prohibited the freedoms such youngsters enjoy, such feelings in turn stirring sexual responses that can only be fully released by inflicting on these objects of desire the same form of interdicting assault the aroused party suffered at the same early stage of development.
2) What painfaced, upright husbands of painfaced, uptight wives dream of doing to sassy, gum-chewing, headphone-wearing young girls (or boys) whose behavior or appearance stirs feelings of envy at having been prohibited the freedoms such youngsters enjoy, such feelings in turn stirring sexual responses that can only be fully released by inflicting on these objects of desire the same form of interdicting assault the aroused party suffered at the same early stage of development.
Patient: Doctor, I suffered awfully at the hands of my father - almost daily spankings.
Doctor: Hmm, I see, Mr Carruthers. Tell me, what is the first thing you think when I show you the cover of this Rihanna CD, "Music of the Sun"?
Patient (hands clenched, eyes flashing): Doctor, I want to spank her, yes, SPANK her!
Doctor: Hmm, I see, Mr Carruthers. Tell me, what is the first thing you think when I show you the cover of this Rihanna CD, "Music of the Sun"?
Patient (hands clenched, eyes flashing): Doctor, I want to spank her, yes, SPANK her!
by doonga June 11, 2013
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Get the hankerin for a spankerin mug.When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
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