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The stale leftover beer in the pint glasses of the local pub, collected up and put back into the barrel to resell the next day.

Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.

To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.

As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Dave: 'Err Mike, does your pint taste rank there mate?'

Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
by tain london May 20, 2021
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Slops? Yuuuuuup.

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When you’re playing billiards with the boys and u accidentally hit in one of your balls that you weren’t aiming for.
Solid 5 into right corner pocket. *misses*. Damn almost got it. Wait look the 2 went in. Slops? Yuuuuuup.
by Yea yup March 31, 2022
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El slopo

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The best or the wettest oral sex possible
Jesse loves when he gets El slopo in the morning.
by Jessethatrackstar July 21, 2022
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Sloped

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When something is rad, cool, amazing, or sensational.
The term originally comes from Snowboarding communities, describing that sick slope they just rode.
Dude I had such a sloped vacation at the ski site.
by MegaHotel September 11, 2022
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Gipton slops

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Gipton slops is when you grab a random fat lass in the in the gipton WMCA and pay for her fruit shoots for the whole night and then proceeding to rip a hole in her mucky nob cheese of a foot while stealing her socks with you manky teeth from playing kissy catch in wybeck primary school and then her gobbling your penis like margaret thatcher
Wagwan pfft ting wanna give me gipton slops and that
by Seacroft boyz September 27, 2023
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sloped roof

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Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

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Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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sloped roof

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Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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