Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.

Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !

by chas bran October 9, 2016

Slapping tacos

When two blown out lesbians scissoring

“Where’s Jenny?”
“I think she’s slapping tacos with barb”

by Black and mild September 11, 2019

boot slapping

a dance move; done by a fan of industrial music or Rivet-heads(look up definition).Rivet-head's often wear garb such as old army boots, giving a slap with the palm of the hand while dancing. dance popular among rivet-heads, performed chiefly to industrial or electronic based music.

Rivet-heads began boot slapping to show off their dance moves.

by CG roxane October 3, 2007

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

B Slapped

A way to say bitch slapped without saying the word bitch.

Children say this thinking it's not going to get them in trouble.

Dad: how was school today?
daughter: it was ok.
Dad: did anything good happen?
daughter: yeah there was a fight and this girl got B slapped in the face.

by Fuzzylump March 12, 2010

Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.

Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...

by Quaq October 9, 2013

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015