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Skin thirty

A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.
"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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Ovech-skin

The skin that connects your scrotum to your penis.
Guy One: "How'd that chick do for you last night?"
Guy Two: "Well, she was giving me a blow job. It was great, until she bit my Ovech-skin."
Guy One: "Ohh shit man. I feel bad for you."
by DjDickNBalls May 21, 2011
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Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".
Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...
by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008
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Skin Harp

A saggy vagina. Usually one you are able to strum on
When me and Katie 69'ed i played her skin harp
by idohavefriends March 12, 2011
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skin balloon

The act of holding your foreskin closed with your fingers or a small amount of glue and urinating into it causing it to expand like a balloon.
What is David holding over Rays head?

David has been making his foreskin into a skin balloon by urinating into it and popping it on everyone lately. He even skin ballooned Karen!
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skin thirty

Its what you reply to someone when they ask you for the time and you don't have a watch
person 1: hey, what time is it?
person 2: *has no watch* uh...skin thirty
by xgxthx February 9, 2017
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