Ovech-skin 

The skin that connects your scrotum to your penis.

Guy One: "How'd that chick do for you last night?"
Guy Two: "Well, she was giving me a blow job. It was great, until she bit my Ovech-skin."
Guy One: "Ohh shit man. I feel bad for you."

Ovech-skin by DjDickNBalls May 21, 2011

ovechkin 

Alexander Ovechkin, of the Washington Capitals. The nastiest player in the NHL, he makes a habit out of making people look like idiots even in his first season . . .

Regardless of the hype, Ovechkin is much better than Krosby.

ovechkin by Visualillusion April 24, 2006

Ovechkin 

a Russian word that translates to "hockey god" in English.

Did you see that goal in the Caps game the other day? It was on every highlight reel. Yep, Ovechkin scored it.

Ovechkin by OviNation February 23, 2009

ovechkin 

A shot in Beer Hockey when the quarter hits the beer so hard it knocks the beer down causing it to spill directly on the victims crotch. Named after Alex Ovechkin, the best hockey player in the world.

In BHL action Kenny Ovechkined Clark causing him to have a stain in his crotch followed by immense drinking.

ovechkin by The Ship August 15, 2006

Alexander Ovechkin

Hands down the best hockey player in the world. He is just a complete boss.

Alexander Ovechkin is way better than that bitch Sidney Crosby

Alexander Ovechkin by hockeywarrior28 August 30, 2010

Alex Ovechkin 

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"

Alex Ovechkin by IhateOvechkin April 13, 2010

Alex Ovechkin 

A slang word commonly used to describe someone who is the equivalent of a dirty Communist clitoris.

-"Dude don't be such an Alex Ovechkin!"

-"I was called an Alex Ovechkin once. Worst insult of my life. I felt bad about myself for weeks. I don't want to be compared to some dirty, dishonest Communist."

Alex Ovechkin by Crosbyfanforlifeeexx May 25, 2010