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Activewear Slacker

This is your typical college student that will show up to class wearing sweatpants/track pants, a hooded sweatshirt and slippers. From the ankles up they look as though they are warming up for an upcoming foot race. Though, most often, they are unable to contribute anything meaningful to class or to the world around them.
Next time your in class look behind you towards the back of the room... That is where the activewear slacker resides.
by wigglethattoe July 5, 2009
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After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.
*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*
by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010
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Peppermint Smacker

The act of chewing strong peppermint gum and salivating the peppermint sensation onto a penis during an oral session.
Daniel was very drunk when he received his first peppermint smacker.
by xwoodstockx February 24, 2011
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Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys
Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team
by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014
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dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity
"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"
by The tang slang November 6, 2017
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slacker

slacklining makes you a slacker.
by Adam Pudliner July 29, 2006
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The Shocker

Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the pie, one in the eye
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the bowl, one in the hole
Two in the fish, one in the dish
by Tim Towers November 23, 2003
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