Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

salty scott

The flavor of kilt sweat on your balls

Oh man she tasted my salty Scott after soccer practice the other day.

by E1989 June 26, 2016

Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Salty Maurice

A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.

They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.

by GrapeButter November 22, 2016