ryan

a weirdo. all ryans are actual weirdos who are weird. they are like a different breed of human with their only knowledge being ‘how to be weird’.

He seems cool! *finds out his name is ryan* Oh, nevermind. He’s weird. 🙄

ryan by i<3clash0fclans August 10, 2020

Ryan

Most likely on probation.

Ryan has a meeting with his probation officer today at noon.

Ryan by Kelz060707 August 21, 2020

Ryan

People named Ryan usually are fucking idiots

Wow! Ryan sure is a fucking idiot!

Ryan by bruh________ October 16, 2020

Ryan

An active member in all chats with over 35,000 messages in west open and 4,000 in VI.

Wow that is a Ryan for sure.

Ryan by Daddy Slidrrz October 20, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is simply built different. Don't mess with Ryan as he's simply built different.

Man, that guys probably a Ryan.

Ryan by BeerMotel3 October 31, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is THE biggest homie hopper and is desperate for attention. hide your friends and your friend's friends while your at it. make sure his friends aren't hot before you ruin your chance with the whole group. only personality trait is blocking anyone and everyone. his desperation should not be the least of worries in this situation though, he is only 5'8 but he makes sure to round up. if you catch him in a real honest moment, he will tell you 5'8 3/4. not only has he failed to cut his hair, he also fails to change out of the same flannel and vans.

"is Ryan hot?"
"no but his friends are"

Ryan by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Ryan

Hot af. That’s all

Person 1: Look at Ryan
Person 2: Oh my Lordy lord, he’s so hot

Ryan by Itsyagirl_Vaehh November 19, 2021