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Dark Right

Formerly the New Right, the result of the GOP enabling extreme right wing behavior since 1979, with the Iran hostage crisis and the advent of the Reagan era. This socio-political philosophy has combined a draconian laissez faire ideology (at the expense of workers' rights, consumer protection, banking reforms and regulation) with the rejections of social programs and progressive social policy and an aggressive military/diplomatic doctrine. In the intervening years, this ideology has degenerated, from the New Right to Neoconservativism to the Tea Party to the Alt Right movement to White Nationalism. With the hijacked election of 2000, the New Right had essentially become the Dark Right.
by kemo Dodger May 17, 2017
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Packers rights

The right to hit either a bong or bowl first, due to the fact that you are the one who packed such device
Hell yeah ima rip this bong” said billy

no your not dick cheese because I got packers rights!!!” Said jerry
by Professor limonene November 25, 2020
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Titty rights

When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.
Girlfriend: I'm pissed off at you, don't touch me.

You: I got titty rights. Get yo ass over here.
by Youbleedugly May 8, 2016
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Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.
Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.
by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016
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rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.
Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.
by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022
mugGet the rights checkmug.

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
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