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Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
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Retard fuel

Similar to nightmare fuel, this word is an adjective used to describe someone or something that causes you to lose braincells. This phrase can also be used when a person is doing something stupid. When someone is doing something stupid you may say that they are "chugging retard fuel,"
Guy 1 "Hey why are acting strange?"
Guy 2 "I saw someone writing fanfiction in a Cafe earlier"
Guy 1 "Don't worry, they probably ordered the retard fuel off of the menu"
Can also be used like this
"I saw a rant on reddit made by an incel and it was the most retard fuel thing I have ever scene"
by Poyukan and Sheev March 22, 2021
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Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
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Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.
Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*
by yourmatha July 4, 2011
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Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.
Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded
by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021
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