Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.
by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017
Get the redneck culturemug. Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016
Get the Redneck Washmug. When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
Get the redneck baptismmug. An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022
Get the redneck shivamug. by Austyn and hannah May 3, 2018
Get the Rednecked bitchmug. by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019
Get the Redneck aspirinmug. by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018
Get the redneck zoomug.