Purple Haze

some sick weed. Its got some purple tone to it. Its doesnt have anything added to it, but some people call pcp purple because u get messed up pretty good, but its not. Pretty expensive, and again there is nothing in the real purple, i smoke that shit everday. Also called piff (that FIYAH). Check the example for that pb j an shittt

my nigga sheist got me pifft out my brain rite now, that purple thats wat it is, yea, yea brazi i see u ova there too, that peanut butter jelly no bread u already kno, holla atcha boy

by Hi-JiNx January 22, 2005

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Purple Elephant

Grabbing a guys sack and applying force, resulting in extreme pain

Ben gave Tom a purple elephant... and liked it

by Alexander the Great 7 May 21, 2006

Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.

"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

Purple wax

1. A vinyl record that is purple.

2. Blood mixed with cum from a dark skin chick on your dick from fuckin her doggystyle while she on the rag.

1. Yo the Dj need to play that Raekwon "Only built for Cuban linx", I gotta see him mess with that Purple wax!

2. Kevin: You should get it in with Leslie, she got mad cake.

Mike: Facts bro! My girl Cindy on the rag right now and I ain't jackin off!

Kevin: Niggah you soft. Ima playah! My girl on the rag too but I'm throwin on the jimmy tappin Sarah and Leslie Sister Tara then goin home to get fuck my girl.

Mike: lmao ya girl a freak so I know she gonna suck that Purple wax off ya dick after you done piping her!

Kevin: The blacker the berry is the sweeter it taste!

by Jay89Jay91 February 12, 2018

purple cunt

A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella November 7, 2007

purplez

The 1337 way of defining your Epic loot in World of Warcraft.

"Oooohhh snap, that d00d has tons of purplez he must be good"

by nokkturnal May 24, 2007