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Get the A Purple One mug.1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
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Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
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Get the Purple Flurfle mug.1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
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