Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018

Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Purple Flurfle

1. A purple fluffy pillow

2. A blog on wattpad

1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?

Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.

2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?

Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.

by DreamingForBlue August 14, 2012

purple flurping

When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda

Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!

by Thegenuinerage April 22, 2016

purple rocks

Ice in Codiene

Boi through some purple rocks in that cup

by Awgepoop September 7, 2017

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019