masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.

He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".

by Trebel3 October 19, 2025

A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.

First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“

by Beans mom November 23, 2025

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day

Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022