Sketchy Pizza

When Michael Jordan had the memorable "Flu Game" the night before the team was hanging out and ordered a pizza, playing in Utah, the fans would do whatever they could to wreck MJ before the game, so a 5 guys showed up at the door to deliver the pizza which they had spit all over to give MJ the flu.

Guy 1: Yo I'm feeling kinda shaky after those 5 guys delivered the pizza last night.
Guy 2: I told you bro, that reminded me of the MJ sketchy pizza.

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

pizza artist

A person in charge of creating and making a pizza

Dude... this pizza artist can make a bomb pizza

by Salukirunnr December 1, 2016

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Pizza Swole

Someone who works out but does not eat healthy resulting in undefined muscle mass in the abdominal and upper body.

You eat like shit that's why you're pizza swole.

by Baykahman November 9, 2015

fridge pizza

Pizza that is in the fridge

Im so in the mood for some fridge pizza

by XxCountry_Boyx March 23, 2016

Shotgunning a Pizza

The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).

Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza

We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?

by The Bro One November 27, 2018