Phantom Stash Syndrome

PSS - The sensation of feeling as though you still have a moustache in an attempt to stroke it, after a clean shave.

I have a mad case of Phantom Stash Syndrome (PSS), I keep trying to stroke it but there's nothing there!

by J Nash November 28, 2012

phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

by A Shankles December 20, 2008

goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)

When a person believes that he/she feels their phone vibrating when it isn't.

Person: "Hold on, I'm getting a .... never mind. It's just my damn P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) acting up again".

by JudasCow July 5, 2010

Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome

When a cell phone becomes so attached to the person's self that they can feel it vibrate or ring when it has not. This stems from a long term dependency on cell phone technology and can easily be remedied by not using cell phone technology for several weeks. The term Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome was first coined by Social Psychologist Bradley Ictech.

When you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket, but it is in the other room you have just experienced Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome.

by ireadbooks March 14, 2013

phantom cell phone syndrome

the same as phantom limb syndrome, but when you don't have your phone in your pocket, yet you still feel the vibrations of getting a text/call. tends to stem from advanced cell phone addiction. usually takes 1-2 weeks of not having a phone to cure.

"I thought I got a text, but my phone isn't even in my pocket!", "dude, you have phantom cell phone syndrome!"

by kristopher superstar June 26, 2009

Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

by Fassbender December 21, 2013