Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

Satan's Peanut Butter by Jez86 November 2, 2016

Second hand peanut butter 

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

Second hand peanut butter by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

double-decker peanut butter t-rex 

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

double-decker peanut butter t-rex by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert 

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert by McLink99 October 19, 2023

Penis Peanut Butter 

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

Penis Peanut Butter by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich

A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.

Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich by CHODES September 6, 2007

a dog with peanut butter

When someone chews for no reason even though they're not eatting

Malcom:Hey joey what are you eating seems delicious

Joey: mmm nothin man

Maclom: A dog with peanut butter huh

Joey: chewing huh

Malcolm: laughter

a dog with peanut butter by cityguy17 July 19, 2010