parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

Parker

Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.

person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.

by deez6_9 July 13, 2023

Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.

Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

Peni Parker in a Circle

The symbol used for the American fictional company DuMont Corporation, a reincarnation of DuMont Industries. It features the Spider-Verse character Peni Parker inside a circle. This nicknamed symbol is similar to the V of Doom (from Viacom), S from Hell (from Screen Gems) and the P-Head (from PBS)

Random guy 1: Did you know about the Peni Parker in a Circle symbol?
Random guy 2: Yes! Although I'm a BIG Peni Parker fan, DuMont has some really nice symbol!

by hellothere356 August 18, 2023

Parker

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly

parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player

by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

Parker

The most generic white person you’ll ever meet that has a foot fetish.

God damn I fucking hate Parker

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021