The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.

"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl

by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016

The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride

Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was

by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

don osteo

omnipotent g star. calls all the shots in 0121. black market dealer of medical devices and pharmaceuticals. dont cross him or rhamen will get u. he controls biomaterials. he survives off a constant supply of neonatal rat osteoblsts. Although very strong, deep down, he is recovering from a broken heart. his princess, and queen sholinogen left him in 2011 and he has since recruited a team of butch dykes to get revenge. dick quad

pathetic student 1: oi lets steal some osteoblasts

clever stduent 1: na don osteo will get all of us

pathetic student 1: ahh sheeeeeet

by gary gean January 16, 2018

Sticky Ostrich

The Sticky Ostrich is a sexual performance that requires a beach, and a wicked sense of humor. First steps for a "sticky ostrich", you must make a sand castle that requires enough sand to make a hole,( this step is to not arouse suspicions from one's partner). Once the hole is a well sized for partners head proceed with any chosen style of intercourse. Apon the time of climax is about to be achieved ask said partner to get on their knees to receive your seed. If everything is in order you should now be able to coat your lovers face in your warm ejaculate and forcefully shove their head into the pre-dug hole, and thus completing the "Sticky Ostrich".

(Bro#1)"Hey bro, Sandra looked pretty pissed, and her face was covered in sand." (Brosep,numero dose)"Hell yeah bruh!, I just gave her the Sticky Ostrich!" (Original Bromegõ) "OHHH Nice!, I knew something was up when I saw that dope sand castle over there!"

by Doug The Duggler June 12, 2018

grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.

When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.

by Chelmite April 25, 2019

fatty-ostasis

Akin to homeostasis, the organism's bodily function respond to the biotic transmutations within the environment. Fatty-ostasis was first used in the English Royal Society of Science and Medicine (ERSSM) by Walter Bradford Cannon. The paradoxical complex multi-dimensional system and cycle of fatty-ostasis is originated from the molecular level to the biological and ecological status. Fatty-ostasis is a present state of generation and changes in the physiological pathways, the supply of fatty acids in this logical pretext shows that it uses components of neural receptors and the calvin cycle to produce fatty acids to seek out hibernation and the infinite cycle of the universe and life, though this is postulatably implausible, the universe was created at a singular point, a origin with photons, electrons and neutrons. All of life is encompassed in a three dimensional space with time as the 4th dimensional space in a xyz plane with fatty acids cresting a key component in a molecular level for life. As the universe sprung into the big bang, it was a frugal force that used the rules of gravity and the tankon's limit to state that as the universe gets older and expands into a larger xyz plane, gravity will eventually become more strained and there will be less gravity to hold the universe and using the logic tankon's, the universe will eventually collapse at a rate of speed so much that the universe will become a single photon that will inevitably become a fatty acid

"Ms. Malam's body responds to the cold, winter weather by using fatty-ostasis to hibernate through the winter."

by kaskodian May 30, 2019

The Ostrich Effect

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.

The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Effect!

by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019