fashionably on time

A phrase that people use when they want to be considered "fashionably late" but are actually on time for the event in question. People who say they are "fashionably on time" are usually either joking or have an inflated sense of self-importance.

Guest 1: I'm here; I guess I'm fashionably late.

Guest 2: Actually, you're not late. The party is starting right now.

Guest 1: Oh, well, in that case...I must be...fashionably on time!

by LiteraryDragon September 23, 2012

tingle time

When a guy puts mint spray on a condom and uses it, it will make you fell all tingly inside.

Oh Jeffrey and I had tingle time last night

by Lemon.squeezy January 12, 2018

Sorri Time

A colloquial phrase common in southern New York that is often used to reference a particularly pitiful error on the part of a particularly pitiful person who may be deserving of multiple blows from a blunt, dense object, but not tough enough to take it

Ben: I made a left-hand turn and got into an accident on Central Avenue!

Gabe: Well, Ben, I think there's a no left turn sign in that particular location

Genta: Wowwww, Ben, what a Sorri time!

by Gabriel Murayama February 17, 2010

Bialko-Time

Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.

He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.

I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant

Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.

by TBels September 29, 2019

Arp time

The act of running late, and showing up anywhere between 1-3 hours late. This lateness is completely unintentional, they're trying their best.

Should i expect you at 8pm, or are you running on Arp time?

by mor86gan August 3, 2017

Snout Time

Snout time refers to a time of day in which cigarettes are smoked. This phrase should be used with relevant hand actions:
-Miming smoking (snout)
-Touching area of hand where you would wear a watch (time)

Mr X.: You got the time mate?
Mr Y: Yeah its snout time
<accompanied by the appropriate actions>

by actualsnouttime February 25, 2009

dealer time

The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.

A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.

If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.

by Joshuway January 24, 2008