Remember that one time you were sitting in class and you see that girl in front of you with that tribal/floral/butterfly tattoo (appropriately labeled a "tramp stamp") across her lower back? Well what about that poor guy in front of you in History/Math/Science/Etc class with the black tribal tattoo centered on his upper back? Meet the "tool stamp." For those guys who want to match the dream tramp of their dreams... this is the new age Tarzan and Jane folks.
by VPBubbles February 18, 2009
by cro magnum September 22, 2007
A resident of Fargo, ND, who's personality is characterized as "extremely unusual." This is a self-fulfilling title and was first used by the one and only "Brett Lewis"
by ranger36 May 07, 2006
A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."
"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"
by ProfessorOwl May 14, 2007
The coolest Marines in a squadron.
They are too cool for their shops.
They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.
They are sexy motherf**kers.
All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.
They are too cool for their shops.
They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.
They are sexy motherf**kers.
All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.
"Hey where's your wife at man?"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"
by ToolGuy June 04, 2009
The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.
"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."
by Harry Hole April 20, 2012