break the fishing pole

To break someone’s property on accident so it’s no longer useful.

That BBoy somehow ruined my gat when he shot it! Man that’s crazy that we would break the fishing pole like that!

by Terry Bad Ice October 2, 2017

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

by chris markham May 23, 2007

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

Telephone pole teeth

Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.

She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !

by samgolfing December 15, 2011

I'm just a pole

Phrase used by submissive tops in gay sex. It means that despite being the active/top they take the passive role while the bottom dominates them.

- Are you a dom top?
- No, I'm just a pole, sir...

by Hinhin April 16, 2022

Russian Fire Pole

When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.

by Wallstreetjournal March 1, 2011