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bro kimbo

broke himbo. but, bro kimbo.
1. You don’t want to marry bro kimbo!

2. dont be like bro (kimbo), make your own money.

3. bro kimbo supremacy
by tortilla simp April 21, 2021
mugGet the bro kimbomug.

Bro-flick

1. A movie, geared towards a male audience, that shares many qualities with chick-flicks.
Dead Man Down is totally a bro-flick.
by BeeBooHooBoo August 18, 2013
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Story bro

The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!

Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011
mugGet the Story bromug.

Bro Po

The bro version of a police officer. Only "bro" cops can receive the name "Bro Po".

It is more commonly used on the east coast for New York/New Jersey cops.
Boy 1: Yo dude! I got pulled over today for speeding.

Boy 2: Did you get a ticket?

Boy 1: Nahh. The cop was a Bro Po. Mad chill brahh.
by BroPoLover March 11, 2011
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bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
by 69div323 December 9, 2008
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bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.
"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"
by bromo June 20, 2014
mugGet the bro tanmug.

Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
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