abbey's ass

Abbey's ass is the most perfect ass ever. It's not too firm, but it's not to jiggly. It's the perfect shape and size. It looks PHENOMENAL with panties or without panties.

Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."

EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
by bllushing April 04, 2014
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Ass Attack

An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
by Tim_M_G February 19, 2009
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Bitch ass

A useless person, most commonly male, who whines like a bitch every time something doesn't go their way. (Not to be confused with a Bitch who is just a female that acts the same)

2.) A person, who has a negative, often unwarranted opinion about anything or everything presented to them.

3.) A guy who is such a pussy even girls bust his balls (assuming he has any, doubtful.)

Defining features of a bitch ass are feelings of self entitlement, inability to cope with daily life, pathetic attemps to gain others sympathy, constantly dwelling on negative thoughts, and the amazing ability to bring down everyone around them.
by wolf15668 September 01, 2013
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Piddly-ass

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull
I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
by mstr August 14, 2009
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ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL
"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *
by livstabler January 19, 2014
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Ass bitch

A phrase used to add to the effect of the word used before. A word is used to describe someone and then ass bitch is said after to the the insult
Guy 1: "fuck you pussy ass bitch"
Guy 2: "ouch"
by 2010s teenager June 18, 2016
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ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?
"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"
by Shortafpineappl3 February 05, 2018
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