Copy Monkey

Derogatory (and ironically used) term used in advertising to describe copy writers. A derivative of the term 'mac monkey' used to describe artworkers or graphic designers working on the designers choice of equipment the Apple Mac.

Also copy monkey can sometimes be known as someone who works in a copy shop although this is unconfirmed.

To some copywriters this is extrememly insulting when used not in conjunction with 'creative'.

"Now that's the creative sorted, let's give it to the copy monkey"

by Martin Dorey February 26, 2008

Dick Monkey

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

by theironavenger September 19, 2009

Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by Nick Cusa September 24, 2006

mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

by cze August 9, 2005

Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

by Sarah April 1, 2004

monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.

I'll whoop yo monkey ass.

by whatever 33 January 23, 2008

grease monkey

Motor Mechanic

by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003