break and enter

It is when you break your chicks leg so she kneels in front of you, so she has no choice but to suck the log.

Women don't make me break and enter you to have this done!

by havok551 June 2, 2008

Breaking Baaaa

The greatest pun of all time. A show on AMC.

"Sheep on Meth, sounds like a show on AMC"

"They could call it ' Breaking Baaaa'"

by DrSmoke April 28, 2010

Break the Pencil

Break the pencil is a sexual game where one member (usually male) has an erection and balances on it. The male, or the pencil, is usually suspended in the air with the tip of his dick touching the floor. Then one by one women will sit on the man's back until the suspension system breaks, causing the man to fall with his dick snapping in two like a pencil.

Dave: "What did you and Chelsea's friends do last night?"

Isaac:"We played break the pencil."
Dave:" Oh. How did you do?"
Isaac:"I only managed one..."

by Loveme May 24, 2016

take a break

when someone needs to take a crap and usually brings an iPad or iPhone. sometimes the break takes up to 30 minutes.

~man! i got to take a break. oh! almost forgot my iPhone.

Jake - Dude, hurry up! i got to pee!
Carl - wait man i'm taking a break still

by hiphop fan #1 December 14, 2010

break the bed

to have fun on a bed like jumping up down with a partner

Oh god! They just break the bed in there. Timmy go call the cops.

by marmar1342 August 20, 2016

rough break

When poop has difficulty exiting the anus, therefore leaving the person who shat the task of having to wipe his/her ass several times. In severe cases, additional wiping sessions may be needed later in the day.

This would be the direct opposite of a clean break.

Damnit, I had to wipe 16 or 17 times yesterday.... I swear, if I get one more rough break I'm going to jump out the window.

by Bobert1023 February 26, 2006

shake and break

shaking hands and ending a friendship or relationship cleanly on good terms; agreeing that the friendship or relationship is over and both parties agree to behave professionally in the future; both parties agreeing to remain amicable at the end of a friendship or relationship

She offered him a shake and break when it became clear they could no longer be friends, but he refused. He brooded for weeks while she went on with her life.

IMQueen: it was shake and break and adios
WiseWan: its better this way, hun
IMQueen: i know but it hurts
WiseWan: and it will for a while, but you'll be able to see him on the street without spazing now. who's next on your list?

by MedievalWriter January 8, 2009