Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010

Road slug

Extremely slow driver on the road.

Honey, I'm gonna be late, there's a road slug in front of me.

by Amalright November 19, 2013

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

by Earthmamma January 28, 2016

tear for the road

One last drink

take one tear for the road before you go

by NNati March 5, 2016

Road flea

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019

Rocky Road

When a girl gives road head with lots of teeth.

Jennifer gave great Rocky Road.

by Chewsonthemove July 21, 2019