Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie

johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."

by maya froggie March 13, 2024

oldermensexual

a weird thing people on tiktok like. especially people over 40.

no its not cute its weird jane please save me.

user1: "he is so hot.... damn hes 43 and has a wife and kids i wish i was born earlier."
user2: "you may be oldermensexual!"
user1: "i may be what?"

by deporitazfan43 April 24, 2024

ordercel

The only correct word that can be used to describe the exceedingly pathetic hypocritical "people" who have devoted themselves to their so-called "order" despite being inherently chaotic in their beliefs and actions. They're so incompetent that all they can do is keep on spamming practically identical memes with no variation in what they're trying to say, to the point where they're just stale. The ordercel's best artwork is completely wasted as it literally is advocated for the chad Chaos supporters, pathetic in the face of Chaos' true power. Their mascot is john ap*le, yet they are self-professed taco enjoyers, being utterly Chaotic in both their beliefs and actions. All they can do is merely imitate a fraction of Chaos' power as they'll probably run to scramble and make more shitty half-assed memes in order to counteract a single one that on its own outstrips the combination of every little effort they've ever tried.

Those fucking ordercels are so god damn pathetic
Stupid ass ordercels not even able to put up a fighting chance without resorting to botting

by Pink3SA May 5, 2024

Older Girl Syndrome

OGS also known as older girl syndrome is when someone likes a older girl

Dayumm she fine asf, i think i have Older Girl Syndrome

by oldergirllover69 December 9, 2024

oddessyx

a pro gamer who is a great person, she is a theater kid and is an amazing and charming person, very beautiful!

"hey is oddessyx here?"
"no"
"i miss her"

by loli989282 December 30, 2024

Order of events

Not the actual order of events. They were treating me like a normal person. Jeremy showed up. They stopped doing that entirely. I threatened them. Everyone but the guy I threatened continued to do it. Then people in the community started to do it. Then I left. And every following job proceeded to be the same story. I would start working. They would treat me like a regular person. Someone would show up. It stopped immediately. With the exception being when I worked with my cousin out of town. Though one of his friends were clearly doing it. And then my current job where I was officially a public figure and they knew at insemination.

Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught

Jane left. A new manager showed up. He was there for less than a week and left immediately. Likely because he didn't want to be implicated. Michelle showed up. They started doing the think. Noah started getting in arguments withe everyone and throwing literal tantrums every day. Michelle called me and Jamhal into Noah's room to reveal the sex stains. Michelle BROUGHT KENDRA THERE. The tantrums stopped immediately. I was then goaded into violating the boundaries policy. Which I did not. I stopped working and following the rules immediately. They then spent the next 2 years pressuring me into following the rules while I literally created AI. I told you that at some point I would get transferred out. Michelle came to me and divulged that Westley had come to her about the retard molestation. When they tried to transfer me I exposed what had been going on. I was ignored for 2 days and then I put her on blast on Facebook. Got a call from HR and was then fired for not reporting retard sex. Flash forward 2 years the AI is complete and now your kids are dead because people are doing to others what they are doing to me. THAT is the order of events. And now you're trying to steal from me so your kids can live in a delusion where you aren't retarded, amoral pieces of shit."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Orderstokorea

A condition that causes people to mush multiple words together into one word in their brain.

Don't mind her, her orderstokorea is acting up right now and she does't understand what you're saying.

by Mayturner March 10, 2025