by emercado10 November 27, 2019
by Jelly_XX April 04, 2023
by Laurab28 October 31, 2019
Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008
When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up
by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022
After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 29, 2009
Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.
Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
by JettSkyler April 15, 2011