"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
by unclePhatJoseph September 05, 2021
The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 19, 2018
Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022
by Kaliegh Pickles May 16, 2018
A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
by lehcarachel April 08, 2017
The type of joke that is so intellectually funny it has two meanings. The first meaning hits you and you're laughing, then the second meaning hits you a few seconds later in the back of the head now your literally on the floor laughing...
by SpeedRacer September 18, 2023
by joontiddies December 28, 2021