Woke

Being an offended little bitch

Sarah: OMG I'm so woke about blm and gay rights.

Jeremy(cuck): did you here Stephen isn't woke.

Sarah: Stephen I can't believe this, you're so offensive!

Stephen(alpha): Fuck off, the both of youse!

by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS September 20, 2022

Woke

The latest Conservative buzzword for people who don't toe the Conservative line. First they called anyone who disagreed with them a communist. Then they called us socialists. Then it was virtue signalling. Then it was cancel culture. Now they've gone for 'woke'. It all means the same thing, which is "while I pretend to uphold freedom of speech I am going to apply this convenient buzz word to silence yours because it threatens my privilege".

Conservative: *Attacks a minority*
Progressive: "Stop being an arsehoke toward these people"
Conservative: "Woke bla bla bla... Something about virtue signalling and snowflake"

by Personwithaconscience January 4, 2022

Woke

A state when a person is aware of world problems (such as racism, wars, homophobia etc...) and shows compassion towards its victims.

Woke has unfortunately been bastardised by conservatives into an insult to people (mostly to everyone that isn't conservative).

While being woke just means being aware and accepting people how they are and having basic human decency and empathy (and empathy was, is, and always will be a good thing).

Be kind.

Franklin: man who gives a damn if hes gay or not, that man is not married, its his business...

Jake: since when you were so woke!?

Franklin: Wha? So a basic human decency is woke now you, tf??

by Ihopeyouhaveagreatday September 5, 2025

Woke

Word used by people too insecure to admit they find something offensive.

What they say: "Great, more woke crap!"

What they mean: "F@#$%ts on Star Trek? I'M OFFENDED!!1!

by Boston Dudeist June 27, 2024

Woke

A word used that often means being overly senstitive to issues of race, gender, sexuality, and other forms of social inequality, and being commit to prmoting justice and equality.

Person 1: Have you seen the news?
Person 2: No, I don't watch the news.
Person 1: I stay woke by watching the news!

by Politicalhandler January 29, 2023

WOKE

A term used mostly used by racial separatist. This group of "woke" people insist that the majority of Caucasian people are racist, when in reality it is them, the "woke" who are the racist. Continually they separate people by color of their skin.

My friend is woke and is not a racist.

by TeddyR43223 August 21, 2022

Woke

Min Yoongi aka Suga a rapper from the Kpop group and biggest boy band in the world BTS.

- Stans for equal rights on all spectrums (race, sexuality etc.)

- The woke king

- Talks about mental health

-Speaks on and breaks gender norms

by MinSuga Genius 💜 October 7, 2020