A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"
person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
by uneryio October 17, 2021
Get the Your parental figuremug. PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?
PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?
PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025
Get the Parentmug. dont get me wrong i couldnt be on this earth without them but man do I fucking hate them. there the worst people I've ever met, and I have one of the most shitty friendgroups ever. Genuinely curious if I don't do what they tell me to do what they're going to do, if they're going to hurt me, yell at me till I wanna commit, send me off to boarding school, genuinely cause what if I don't are you gonna send me off to the streets, cause that's child abuse and probably a bunch of other illegal shit. if they disown me my dad wouldn't have the heart with his stupid Mormon pussy ass. and my mom would prob commit too, honestly I may be the shitty child they all hate, but if I die or leave the family would go to shit. I don't wanna live with my grandparents either, so I guess ill just cope with music, fake fantasies in my head, and fanfics
user: u good u look like you've been crying
me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents
user: why?
me: ... can we not talk about that
user: yeah.. yeah thats fine
me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents
user: why?
me: ... can we not talk about that
user: yeah.. yeah thats fine
by ilovemiso March 13, 2023
Get the parentsmug. by stevington_ May 30, 2024
Get the gay child and parentsmug. If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
Get the I'm calling your parentsmug. The best thing that will ever happen to you. They are caring, and they are the only people that you can count on to love you. Also they try their very best to spend their lifes caring for you.
"My mom is the best parent ever. For she lets me go to school, she feeds me, and if it wasn't for her, I wouln'd even be alive!"
by LIFEASAKID May 13, 2018
Get the Parentmug. stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024
Get the notebook checking parentsmug.